Doug Donnan

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Friday, September 18, 2015

LYING ON THE MOON

DOUG DONNANExecutive Editor/OM-GEN+donnan.doug@yahoo.com                      











'LYING ON THE MOON'



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DOUG DONNAN                                            


High Energy Astrophysics Science Archive Research Center
     
        [1 week before the National Press Club Conference]

    
     “I think you’re nuts! That’s what I think,” Doctor
Poole proclaimed as he swept a fat hand over the pink dome
that was his bald head. “You prance into the symposium
with that insane, cockamamie story and you’ll be
laughed right out of the place. No stars in the background,
different shadow projections and secret filming stages out
in the middle of some barren desert,” he continued in a fit
of frustration as he paced all about and around the dimly
lit interior of the observatory control room. He hesitated
and then turned to face the Associated Press investigative
reporter Conrad Finch who was trying to follow him with
cold blue eyes as the diminutive, white smocked Dr. Poole
performed his wandering parade.

     “You say the astronauts from all those moon missions
refuse to talk about their historic visits to the Moon. I mean…
why?” he threw up his arms like some great flapping bird.
“It’s simply preposterous Conrad. You mean to stand there
and tell me that NASA, the United States government and
everyone else involved with all those Apollo missions made
the whole damn thing up? They lied to all of us? You’re
telling me that we never went to or landed on the moon?”

     “I know it seems unbelievable Trent, but the proof is
in the pudding,” Finch replied as he now flung out his
arms in kind. “I’ve got some documentation from the
archives…some unbelievable letters and photos that have
never been seen before…by outsiders!”

     “Where in the hell is all this stuff…evidence if you
will, of yours?” Poole asked tersely. “I’d like to have a
look at it or is that confidential? Perhaps it’s all the
stuff of some soon-to-be blockbuster book you’re writing?”

     Finch put his bony index finger up to his lips in a
gesture for silence. He swept a pensive look around the
room and then back down at the rotund Doctor Poole. As he
took a pad of paper from a nearby work table, he motioned
for Poole to join him. The wary Finch began to scribble
down some furtive details with a ballpoint pen that he
slid out of his shirt pocket:
_______________________________
o                         o                             o

We can’t go back to the Moon—we’ve never been there!
I think I have some hard proof—
I’ll show you—but not here—meet me out by my car in
the parking garage—it’s a blue Honda Accord.

Somebody isn’t real happy with me and all of this stuff
I’m getting into. I think they’re targeting me!!!

I have some of the so called Moon rocks out in my trunk—
I want to take one or two of them down to your lab here
and scan them.I’ve got my doubts about them…
but I’ll need your help!

________________________________________________


     Poole read the note and then cocked his head slightly.
His mouth now puckered into a perfect hole much like the
small opening in a backyard birdhouse. Finch crumpled up
the message and stuffed it into his pants pocket.

     “Moon Rocks?” Poole almost shouted. “Where in the—”

     Finch reached out and covered the little astrophysicists
mouth with his hand. “Sssshh…trust me on this. I’ll
go out first. You follow along in five minutes. Okay?”

     Poole garbled his agreement into Finch’s fingers.


*     *     *  

     He nervously raised his head up and took a quick look
around the dimly lit concrete parking area, then back down
into the gaping trunk of Finch’s car. “Where in the hell
did you get these Finch?” Poole asked almost in shock.

     Finch held up one of the larger stones there in the
pin-light of the shallow trunk well. He quickly responded
to Poole’s obvious apprehension. “Come on, let’s get out of
this place…I don’t like the vibes I’m getting out here in
the dark,” he whispered as he pushed two of the grainy gray
rocks into a small satchel. He handed it to the trembling
astrophysicist. 

     “Oh terrific,” Poole whispered back in mocking response.
“Now you’re a psychic too!”

     “Come on,” Finch said as he lightly closed the trunk.
“Let’s take these inside and check them over, closely on
your state-of-the-art high magnification segment scanner.”

     “How do you know about the HMS?” Poole asked in dis-
belief. “It’s highly secured and we don’t let—”

     “Evening gentlemen,” a voice broke in from the other
side of the car. “It’s rather late to be cavorting around
out here in the dark of night. This is private property.
Are you all affiliated with the research center?”

     “Cavorting?” Poole snapped back in an uneasy reflexive
yelp. “I my redoubtable young man happen to be Doctor Trent
W. Poole. I am the chief resident astrophysicist here at
HEASARC and this gentleman is my good friend from the
Associated Press Mr. Conr—”

     “You have papers?” the dark figure cut him off again.

     “Papers?” Finch chided as he straightened up and
squinted into the dark at the man. His lantern jaw was set
and his mouth appeared to be more of a sinister slit or
gash than anything else. His looming presence there in the
shadows ominously announced…not to be fooled with.      

     “Identification,” he countered coldly as he stepped
around along side them there at the rear of the car. “Well,
well, what have we here?” he said as he scanned Poole’s
little tote bag with a quick draw of a little flashlight he
was carrying and then quickly looked over at Finch as the
trunk lid popped open suddenly.

     PHLUNKK!  

     “He’s out cold! Nice work Poole old bean. You finally
found a use for those damn rocks,” Finch exclaimed as he
clapped the puffing astrophysicist on the back. “Let’s roll
him into the trunk. We’ll deal with him later.”

     “Oh sweet Jesus,” Poole sighed deeply as he slung
the bag over his shoulder. “What next?”

     “Let’s go get those little guys under your new super
duper scope and see what they’re made of,” Finch replied 
as he shut the trunk again. “That’s what’s next.”

     So with Poole leading the way they made off across
the lot heading for the research and diagnostic building.


*     *     *

     “It’s just down this corridor and to the right,”
Poole gasped as though he had just run the Boston Marathon.
“I have a priority pass card right here,” he wheezed as he
pulled a black plastic card from his shirt pocket.

     “Here we go,” Finch called out as they turned the far
corner.
________________________

RESEARCH & DIAGNOSTICS 88
 ____________________      

     As they stood there in front of the large gray metal door
Poole dragged his card through the slot of the electronic
lock box and then keyed in his ID code. “Papers…indeed!”
he said under his heaving breath. He looked over at Finch
who was studying the click and whir of the little overhead
surveillance camera.

     “Those damn cameras are everywhere,” Poole said as he
shouldered open the door.

     They scurried inside and whirled about foolishly in
the dark until Poole finally located the light switch.
“The HMS is just over there,” he shouted as he pointed off
into the corner of the immense white-tiled room. “It’s
quite a piece of equipment,” he announced with pride.
“We put these stones under her piercing eyes and she’ll
tell us everything we want to know…and then some.”

     “Come on then,” Finch replied as he grabbed the bag
from Poole, “Let’s get started. I got a feelin’ that that
strange man in black back in the garage was just one of
many who want to get their hands on these crazy rocks.”

     “Okay—okay,” Poole said as he rolled his eyes. “But
this had all better be worth it because even I’m not supposed
to have access to the HMS without…

     But Finch was gone, dodging around this table of computers
and that bench of robotic machinery as he went.


*     *     *

     Poole had put the first rock through its paces under
the HMS and although its shape and texture did seem rather
peculiar at first, the readings did scan and print out just
as expected; aluminum, titanium, magnesium and very slight 
traces of iron ore. Poole pushed his wire rim reading
glasses up into the broad beam of his forehead and looked
up at an apprehensive Conrad Finch. “I don’t know what you
expect to find here Finch,” he sighed as he held out the
long tickertape-like HMS print strip. “It all looks pretty
legit.”

     “Here,” Finch snapped back as he held out the other
Moon rock, “try this one.”

     Poole swiveled around in the wheeling work chair and
accepted the unusually light second stone. He studied it
in his hand for a second and then looked back up at Finch.

     “You sure this one is from the Moon batch?” he asked.

     “Quite sure,” Finch replied. “In fact, it’s almost a
perfect example of the whole bunch.”

     “Hmmm,” Poole mused as he placed the rock on the HMS
feeding assembly belt. The machine issued a series of soft
clicks and hisses and then accepted the dark object into
it’s interior. And just as it slid down the conveyor belt
an eruption of pounding and kicking came from way back at
the laboratory entrance door.

     “What the hell is that?” Poole yelped as he jumped to
his feet.

     “Sounds like we’ve got company,” Finch answered as
he craned a look back at the rattling gray door. “Can
they get in?”

     If that’s who I think it is, some more of those
sinister… parking lot attendants and some of our crack
security guards, they won’t be using cardkeys and codes
to get in here! We’ve probably still got some time though.
That door is solid.”

     The ruckus outside the lab grew ever louder as the
HMS tongued out its next strip of analytical hard copy.
Poole studied it as it fed out. The results seemed about
the same as the first rock; patches of iron, with large
deposits of aluminum, magnesium, and titanium. He
handed it to Finch.

     “Can’t this contraption of yours just zoom in on this
damn thing and tell us what it…sees?” he asked as he threw
out his arms in frustration. “We’ve got all those elements
right here on Earth. Get this big dog to sniff up close.
I want to know what it sees.”


     “Yes, yes,” Poole said with his fear and irritation
growing by the second. “All we have to do is merge the
electron scanner with the laser video feed and then—

     “Just do it dammit!” Finch yelled.

     After Poole made the necessary adjustments to the HMS
it began to tic out a stream of a perfectly boring gray
lines. One after the other did the readings offer them nothing
out of the ordinary and then, just at the very end, just before
the door was about to blow it’s hinges.

     “Oh my God!” Poole called out in shock as if he had
just seen a ghost. Finch leaned down and squinted a look.

     “There’s your proof old bean,” he almost shouted as
he slapped the astrophysicist on the back. “Now that’s one
giant ‘lie’ for mankind!”

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