Doug Donnan
Executive
Editor/OMNI-GENRE+MAGAZINE!
donnan.doug@yahoo.com
qqqq E Enter Your
SIN
by
Doug
Donnan
[ 2016 / Mendocino, Ca. /
Omni-Denomini-Church-Of-All-Souls ]
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Screen #1
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Finger-Touch-Your-Religious-Preference
Then Press ENTER
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q Baptist
q Catholic
q Lutheran
q Methodist
q Presbyterian
q Other*
*Please type in
other religious preference qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
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q ENTER
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Screen #2
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Finger-Touch-Payment-Transfer-Method
Then-Press-ENTER
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q
Mastercard*
q
Visa*
q
American
Express*
q
Other*
*Please key in your
Credit Card Account # qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
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q
ENTER
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Screen
#3
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Insert
your completed Private Penance Form (PPF) into the flashing gold feed chute.
Then-Press-ENTER
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q
ENTER
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Screen
#4
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Please take your
Redeeming Prayers Receipt (RPR)
Then-Press-ENTER
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q
ENTER
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Please
follow the instructions on the RPR for absolution from all sin(s) admitted and
submitted
by you on your PPF.
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The
credit card you have selected for this automated "Sin Solution
Service" was charged:
$ 45.00
$ 5.00 (Tom Thumb service fee)
$ 50.00 (Total)
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_____BLESS YOU
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funds immed. verified/recorded...end...end...end
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